URL's --------
Access to all web sites consist of URL's. According to the Zohar,
the letters URL are an abbreviation for the word "UnReLiable". Since
we do not know the true source or creator of a given web site, we
cannot be sure of the Kosher status of any web site we go to unless
we know that it has a reliable Kosher hechsher. As a matter of fact,
we can verify with full certainty that any site ending in .com is
certainly prohibited. The reason is that .com is pronounced "dot
com" which sounds much like the Hebrew "dat kam" meaning "the
religious stand up". This, in itself, is a contradiction of true
Torah values, for only the Torah itself dictates the establishment
of one's religious observance and how religious he is, not the
downloading of a home web page. Therefore, because there may, chas
veshalom, potentially be a confusion that the Hebrew term "dat kam"
may be confused with .com, one is best if he avoids use of the
internet altogether, especially during Passover, and between
Passover
and Shavuot which marks the period when we established our
faith as a nation.
TCP /IP----------
This abbreviation is also misunderstood. It is shameful that so many
Jews assume that when they use the internet, they use the TCP / IP
protocol without understanding its ramifications. TCP / IP stands
for: The Chometz Before Pesach / It's Pesach. Notice the slash used
to separate these two terms. This was done intentionally to mark the
distinction between use of the internet before Pesach which is
clearly chometzdik and the complete abolition of internet use during
Pesach itself. Only one who is absolutely machmir and shomer mitzvot
will take heed and understand this prohibition. If one MUST use the
internet, he must find a different method other than TCP / IP.
Cookies---------
Nearly every web site places cookies into your computer. Cookies are
chametz mamash, and they must be thoroughly cleaned out of your
computers in your home and at work prior to the sixth hour of Erev
Pesach. If they are not eliminated, one's computer remains chametz
throughout Pesach, and one is prohibited from using his computer
ever again even after Pesach, as your computer would be classified
as chametz she'avar alav Hapesach. Obviously, one would probably not
want to eliminate all his cookies, since this would make most web
sites unusable. Therefore, one should be extremely careful to sell
his computers and laptops to a goy. Since the goy owns the computer
during Pesach, one must be certain that the goy has free unlimited
access to all accounts on his computer throughout Pesach. This
includes releasing to the goy all passwords to both the computer
itself as well as all log in passwords to any network and internet
accounts one has. Without doing this, the sale would be improper. Of
particular importance, one should be careful to include release of
all passwords to any online credit and bank accounts one has, as all
such secured bank accounts place cookies into your computer. In
short, the goy must have unimpeded free access to all cookies
existing in your computer lest, chas veshalom, the sale be
invalidated. The goy may also choose to keep the computer after
Pesach with all the cookies that may be present. If he chooses to do
so, he must reimburse you for the cost of the cookies, but is not
required to reimburse his use on your AOL account to access such
cookies.
Summary-----------
The above is a mere compilation of about 100 different laws. I
recommend purchasing this sefer at your local bookstore. I would
offer it on-line, but that would be contradictory to the whole point
I'm making here, wouldn't it? I hope that every internet user will
take heed and be extremely careful with the internet both before and
after Pesach. As a matter of fact, if you are reading this now,
you're already in trouble, because you have one more cookie to clean
up.
Shalom from,
Der Interneter rebbe
a happy Passover to all!
Posted by
Anne Kapiloff